"For many of us, the winter holidays are less a time to participate in traditional Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/etc. cheer, and more an opportunity to leverage other people’s important celebrations into a means of just getting a damn vacation."

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taffy wrappers

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Yak shaving is a good term. Sometimes I feel like alot of adulthood is yak shaving.

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Tales of Adulthood

Today I had a sandwich for two out of three meals today.

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"Career is the thing that will not fill you up and never make you truly whole. Depending on your career is like eating cake for breakfast and wondering why you start crying an hour later."

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"I know my body feels older. I recently hurt myself on a treadmill and it wasn't even on."

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Holidays To-Do List

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On Re-watching Batman Forever: As a kid versus an adult

The relevant difference between Kid-Amy and Adult-Amy is that Adult-Amy has read ALOT more Batman comics.

... and then I stopped watching. The whole sequence of scenes with Dick joyriding the Batmobile, blaming Batman on his parents' death, and him begging Batman to take down Two Face together is so cringe worthy.

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This naughty shoujo manga that I'm reading is my 50 Shades of Grey

I just wish the covers weren't so rape-y

It makes it awkward to borrow the manga from the library, which is unfortunate because I do not want to buy all 18 volumes.

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DONUTS DONUTS DONUTS DONUTS

December 6, 2013 I ate donuts for the last three days (artisanal donuts, because BROOKLYN). This is a good/bad thing.

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I have found my coffee drink.

French-pressed Kona Coffee

Tom says Kona is too mild. WHATEVER TOM.

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Real-life episode of GIRLS

At a writers meet and greet and stuffing your face with free lox sandwiches while talking to the editor of a prestigious publication.

A publication that you've been pitching to FOR YEARS.

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I usually get into the holiday spirit too late. When it's over, I always get sad that the holidays are over.

4:26pm December 4, 2014